Journey to the West: Man in heaven, working nine to five

#817 - Gou Chen is a gentleman, what does he have to do with me, the god of prison?



#817 - Gou Chen is a gentleman, what does he have to do with me, the god of prison?

As soon as Chu Hao mentioned seeing them off, the Buddha Tathagata started to panic.

It wasn't just the Buddha Tathagata who was panicking; Amitabha was even more anxious, wanting to kick the Buddha Tathagata away.

The situation was so critical now, whether it was the Asura clan's matter or the Journey to the West, they were all major events concerning the survival of the Western Paradise!

Missing this opportunity of the Law Enforcement Hall's banquet for the Sages today, it would be impossible to invite so many big shots to the Western Paradise again, even if they ran their legs off.

Amitabha quickly said:

"Your Excellency, God of Hell, please wait…"

Chu Hao: "Hell your mom, I'm Gou Chen now."

Amitabha quickly changed his words again:

"Emperor Gou Chen, please wait, I…"

Chu Hao: "Gou your mom, I'm still the Law Enforcement God of Hell of the Three Realms."

Amitabha: "…"

Chu Hao didn't feel there was anything wrong at all. He had already discarded all pretense of shame, so why should he give Amitabha any face?

Chu Hao looked at Amitabha coldly and said directly:

"Amitabha, I know you shameless old bastard just wants my Heavenly Court to contribute. I can represent the Heavenly Court and lay down the rules here."

"Want to restore the Journey to the West? Want to govern the Asura clan's calamity?"

"Okay, but you have to add money!"

Amitabha widened his eyes,

"What? My Western Paradise is compassionate and merciful, saving all living beings. The Journey to the West is established for the sake of completing the tribulation of the Three Realms. How dare you ask me for money?"

"You, the dignified Emperor Gou Chen, a righteous gentleman…"

Chu Hao: "Gou your mom, I'm the Law Enforcement God of Hell of the Three Realms now."

"Emperor Gou Chen is a righteous gentleman, what does that have to do with me, the Law Enforcement God of Hell of the Three Realms?"

Amitabha: "!!!"

He was almost angered to the point of explosion by Chu Hao.

Amitabha was preempted by Chu Hao and was stunned in place for a moment, not knowing what to say.

Good heavens, I can tell that even if he is promoted to Gou Chen, he still doesn't care about those rules.

Didn't we agree that the Great Emperor should speak with a bit more dignity?

Then he glanced at the Buddha Tathagata, his eyes full of sternness,

You wicked disciple, quickly patch things up for me?!

The Buddha Tathagata suppressed the anger in his heart but obediently stepped forward.

He knew that Chu Hao was eager to preemptively strike, so the Buddha Tathagata bowed to the surrounding Sages and respectfully said:

"Distinguished Supreme Great Powers, now the Asura clan has emerged, and they are right on the path of the Journey to the West. This matter will surely disrupt the Journey to the West."

"And the Journey to the West is a major event for the completion of the tribulation of the Three Realms. If it cannot be restored as soon as possible, I fear that none of the Three Realms and Six Paths will be spared."

"I implore all the Supreme Great Powers, for the sake of the safety of the beings of the Three Realms, to urge the restoration of the Journey to the West as soon as possible, and not to let the beings of the Three Realms suffer."

The Sages present were also clear in their hearts that they had gathered here with the intention of rearranging the Journey to the West.

Especially now that the Asura clan has emerged, and as the Buddha Tathagata said, it is likely to threaten the journey to obtain the scriptures.

If the Journey to the West cannot be restored and completed as soon as possible, the Three Realms will indeed be in danger.

However, although the Sages were thinking about the Journey to the West in their hearts, they did not show it on their faces, each acting as if it was none of their business.

The Jade Emperor even said directly:

"This matter, my Heavenly Court fully entrusts to the decision of Emperor Gou Chen, Chu Hao. His decision is our Heavenly Court's decision."

The Buddha Tathagata widened his eyes, Mom, are you determined to let my Western Paradise die?

The Zijin Dragon Emperor also nodded,

"Brother Chu Hao has always been very measured in handling matters. I also support Brother Chu Hao's decision. Whether you in the Western Paradise want the Journey to the West is your business."

"I don't believe that the Asura clan has the audacity to invade my Dragon clan!"

The Buddha Tathagata's face instantly darkened.

Chu Hao has a sense of propriety? Are you kidding me? Do you think that makes sense?

The Tongtian Sect Leader also sneered and said:

"You bunch of stinky, idiotic Buddhas, always thinking about exploiting others?"

"I think what Little Friend Chu said makes a lot of sense. If you want him to work, you have to give him reasonable compensation!"

The Buddha Tathagata widened his eyes, so now you can let him reasonably exploit our Western Paradise?

Zhen Yuanzi also nodded and said:

"The banner at the entrance of the Law Enforcement Hall also makes a lot of sense. Labor is glorious, and hard work leads to wealth!"

"Their lifestyle in the Law Enforcement Hall is very simple. I think you should pay some compensation."

The Buddha Tathagata twitched the corners of his mouth, go to your mother, Zhen Yuanzi, I've remembered this hatred.

Xuantian Fire Phoenix also said directly: "That makes sense. Your Western Paradise should bear the main responsibility for this matter. Don't shirk it, don't be shameless."

It's said that when a wall falls, everyone pushes it down. Moreover, this time, the Western Paradise should indeed be responsible, and the Asura clan's matter is indeed only the Western Paradise's problem.

Even a fool knows not to be easily led by the nose.

At this cultivation level, everyone is not a fool. How dare you in the Western Paradise offend everyone?

Amitabha and the Buddha Tathagata also saw the determination of the crowd present.

For a time, the two Buddhas were cursing them in secret, wishing they could grab them and beat them up.

But, they endured it!

Maybe this is fate.

The Supreme Lord Lao Tzu said expressionlessly in a clear voice:

"Such a large Western Paradise, can't you even come up with a few drops of merit divine water?"

"In any case, you can discuss it yourselves. If the Journey to the West fails, your Western Paradise will be the first to suffer the backlash of luck and ruin the future of your great teaching. You better be prepared."

The Supreme Lord Lao Tzu's opening basically finalized the matter.

Amitabha cursed in his heart,

"Damn it, this bunch of bastards, they don't give me any face at all!"

"They actually unanimously helped a Chu Hao who is so weak in cultivation and has no value at all! Detestable, detestable!"

"I am a Sage, and you actually help him instead? Wouldn't it be better to form a good relationship with me?"

"A bunch of bastards, I've remembered you!"

Amitabha and the Buddha Tathagata looked ugly.

It seemed that they couldn't escape being extorted by Chu Hao this time.

However, Amitabha was relieved in his heart.

After all, being able to restore the Journey to the West is all that matters.

Besides, he is just a small newly promoted Quasi-Sage, could he really eat my Western Paradise poor?

The Buddha Tathagata, on the other hand, felt a bit uneasy. He always felt that things were not that simple.

Especially when he saw Chu Hao, who had been standing by, suddenly raised the corners of his mouth in a crazy sneer!

For a moment, the Buddha Tathagata thought he had seen a ghost, and was terrified.

He deeply remembered that sneer. Damn it, that's how he smiled when he snatched my Golden Lotus of Merit last time!

When the God of Hell smiles, life and death are unpredictable!

Chu Hao was originally someone who didn't show his emotions, but just now, the system's prompt made Chu Hao energetic all of a sudden!


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