Journey to the West: Man in heaven, working nine to five

#624 - When a man is about to die, his words are good. Let's talk about his remains in detail.



#624 - When a man is about to die, his words are good. Let's talk about his remains in detail.

The words "Amitabha" coming out of his mouth startled Chu Hao.

"Scare me?"

Chu Hao snorted coldly.

"I did it, and now I'm going to help you abstain from lust, adding your sin of cutting off descendants to the list! Screw you!"

Chu Hao made a gesture to kick Amitabha's 'thing' to achieve physical abstinence.

Amitabha arched his body backward, genuinely startled.

Good heavens, is he really going to do it?!

Amitabha's defenses broke, and the sea of light poured down.

Mount Fú Tú was in trouble.

Originally, it was the place where Wū Cháo Chan Master cultivated, with several Chan monasteries and temples here.

Once it poured down, the entire Mount Fú Tú was like a volcanic eruption, with the sea of light spreading down from the summit.

Amitabha frantically tried to hold back the sea of light with all his might.

As for the sea of light pouring down on Mount Fú Tú, it cried out in panic:

"My Buddha is merciful, why are you so violent!"

Bodhi Founder also roared angrily:

"Hell Warden Chu Hao, don't be too arrogant!"

"Heaven and earth are vast, and I am also a sage of Taoist law. You cultivate Taoist law, but you don't respect me, and you dare to be so presumptuous!"

What Bodhi Founder said was indeed correct.

Among Hongjun's six disciples, Buddhism originated from Taoism.

It's just that later, when Saint Zhunti severed his three corpses, this Bodhi Founder was Zhunti's true self. Therefore, he often called himself a sage of Taoist law, trying to steal the title from Supreme Lord Laozi.

After all, everyone knows how to gild their own faces. Even saints are no exception, indulging in self-serving biases.

Without a word, Chu Hao made another backhand grab.

Bodhi Founder was so frightened that he quickly shrank back, like a duck.

Is he going to pluck it off?!

Chu Hao twitched his lips.

"A dignified saint, acting like two ducks, is that interesting?"

The faces of Bodhi Founder and Amitabha were gloomy.

Your actions are inhuman from the start, and you have the nerve to ask?

"Speaking of which, what happened when you said Wū Cháo Chan Master was killed?"

Amitabha sneered.

"Don't try to be funny, it was you… Stop!"

Chu Hao calmly withdrew his foot.

Amitabha felt extremely uncomfortable.

Damn it, why am I, a dignified good corpse of a saint, so unlucky to be threatened by a Hell Warden?

However, if he released the sea of light, the Western Niu He Continent would evaporate directly!

No, he had to endure it.

This time, he would take it as the Buddha's mercy!

Amitabha took a deep breath, and his face changed to a compassionate expression.

"It was my disciple, the powerful Wū Cháo Chan Master, who perished. Hell Warden Chu Hao, do you have any advice?"

Bodhi Founder snorted coldly beside him.

"If not, then get lost! A mere worm is worthy of being presumptuous in front of me?"

Chu Hao turned his head and glanced at Bodhi Founder.

"Don't want your eggs anymore?"

Bodhi Founder's expression became even more rigid, already blowing his beard and glaring.

Obviously, he already wanted to kill Chu Hao very much. If he didn't have to hold up this sea of light, Chu Hao would have died at least a hundred times by now.

Chu Hao ignored Bodhi Founder and looked up at the sea of light above.

A hint of greed flashed in Chu Hao's eyes.

"Oh, so this is the cremation site of Wū Cháo Chan Master?"

"Ah, I suddenly remembered that I actually have some feelings for Wū Cháo Chan Master. Wū Cháo Chan Master and I are old friends. We grew up playing together…"

Bodhi Founder couldn't listen anymore and roared angrily:

"Bullshit! Wū Cháo Chan Master is the tenth prince of the ancient demon emperor Dijun. Did you also live from the primordial era to now?"

Chu Hao pondered for three seconds, "…If needed, I can be."

Bodhi Founder was so angry that he was almost jumping with rage. He had never been so angry even when teaching Sun Wukong, that stone.

Chu Hao continued to speak nonsense:

"In any case, we grew up playing together. Although he played at his house and I played at my house, it still counts as growing up together."

"Moreover, as the Hell Warden of the Three Realms, firstly, I will never act impulsively, and secondly, I will never miss any bad deeds."

"Wū Cháo Chan Master's death is such a big deal, and you didn't even report it. Do you still have laws in your eyes? Do you still have laws?"

Bodhi Founder was about to reprimand Chu Hao again.

Amitabha beside him suddenly spoke:

"Indeed, we were negligent. Please forgive us, Hell Warden."

"However, we still need to hold up the sky to protect these thousands of living beings. Hell Warden, you are a righteous person, why not join us in holding up the sea of light to protect the world?"

A hint of joy appeared on Bodhi Founder's face. That's right, he could trick him into standing guard together!

"I refuse!" Chu Hao didn't even think about it.

Bodhi Founder's face instantly fell.

Damn it, is he really this honest?

Chu Hao looked at Amitabha with disdain.

"What, trying to trick me into standing guard with you?"

"This Western Niu He Continent isn't my home anyway. Your believers will die first!"

"I'm a very clear person. I can help, but you have to pay."

Amitabha wore a displeased face. Was this Hell Warden so honest, not pretending at all?

Amitabha still said gently: "We will definitely have opportunities to cooperate in the future. Why don't you come and help us hold up the sea of light first?"

"Dream on!"

Chu Hao smiled.

"But don't worry, I'm not a bad person after all. Some help should still be given voluntarily."

"When Wū Cháo Chan Master died, did he have any last words?"

"For example, did he shout out where his magic treasures were when he died? Did he have any hidden merit divine water? At the very least, there should be some spiritual pills and elixirs?"

Amitabha's face was dark.

"No."

Chu Hao frowned. These people from the Western Paradise are so selfish. They don't even shout out their bank card passwords when they're dying?

Truly selfish.

Chu Hao still asked tirelessly:

"A person's words are kind when they are about to die. Did he leave anything in this sea of light?"

"Ah, I'm not saying I want to loot his treasures or anything. I'm purely acting out of justice to help him!"

"Note, I'm helping him temporarily take care of these magic treasures. After all, we were friends. I can't watch his magic treasures go uncared for."

"Oh, right, does he have a wife and children? I don't want boys, but daughters are okay. Alas, another person means another pair of chopsticks. I can help take care of them."

The more Chu Hao spoke, the darker the faces of Amitabha and Bodhi Founder became!

You wait. When the people from my Western Paradise come, we will convert you!

Just as Bodhi Founder was almost willing to sacrifice his eggs, Amitabha suddenly said:

"Hell Warden, why ask so much? Why not go and see for yourself!"

Bodhi Founder was stunned for a moment, then suddenly realized, and a hint of a smile flashed across his lips.

Wonderful!

Amitabha's move was a brilliant trick to lure Chu Hao into the fire pit himself!

How terrifying was this sea of light?

Even Amitabha and Bodhi Founder could only hold on here and gradually wear it down.

Ordinary great powers would be injured even if they touched a little. Wouldn't it be wonderful if they could trick Chu Hao into it?!


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